when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder
Nerdiest keyboard ever. I love that Batman is the space bar. He works alone. He needs his space! I want this SOOOO BAD!) Although, maybe instead of Batman on the space bar, I would've written The Final Frontier.