A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
A Gryffindor would DIE for you. A Slytherin would KILL for you. A Ravenclaw would help you hide the DEAD BODY. A Hufflepuff is the helpful civillian who is secretly the MASS MURDERER that no one suspects until they’re the only one left standing