Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I'm fiercely unattractive and I'm not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters
My friends are always asking me stuff about them trying to stump me but asking me stuff like their middle names and birthdays and when I answer they're like "oh my God you're a stalker!" And I'm like THOSE ARE THE EASIEST QUESTIONS IN THE WORLD!
Oh no Patrick dropped his milk << He needs it to grow big and tall. Patrick, have you been forgetting to drink your milk?<<<all i can think about is brendon urie rocking back and forth and whispering 'milk fic' to himself over and over