Learn some finnish. I can verify this, I'm a finn and I (really) speak this language ;D
Very yksinkertainen finnish language
Haha see! The Finnish DO have a sense of humor!
Finnish grammar: 14 cases!! And some word sounds accidentally similar to some Japanese words...for example, Puutalo (tree house) in Finnish but in Japanese means person without job. Finnish is said to be a remote relative of Japanese language.