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1.3M views · 12K reactions | Bloody Eyeball Hot Chocolate Bomb | Bloody Eyeball Hot Chocolate Bomb! A bloody good twist on hot chocolate 🔥👁️ | By Chefclub Network | Facebook
a tall glass filled with ice and liquid that says long island iced tea on the side
Long Island Iced Tea
The Long Island Iced Tea is probably THE ultimate summer drink. A heady cocktail made with tequila, rum, vodka, gin, triple sec, lime and lemon juice topped with a splash of cola. Learn how to make the classic Long Island drink plus a few fun variations.
three bottles of amarreto are sitting on a table next to some pine cones
Homemade Amaretto Recipe
Homemade amaretto bottles with labels and string.
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How To Make Faux Whipped Cream Mug Toppers - Something Turquoise
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1.3M views · 1.1K comments | Giant Adios Jungle Juice | Giant Adios Jungle Juice | By Tipsy Bartender | Ice homeboy. That's what I'm talking about, okay? It's jungle juice time. Now, we got lemons, limes, and oranges that we just sprinkle across the top, okay? As we begin our quest to make the baddest **** adios ever. This right here, homeboy, this tequila. Adios. Let's start with a little bit of tequila. Come on. Flow son. Flow. Flow. Flow. Flow. Why my tequila pouring? I grab my rum. Rum time. Order tequila bottle rolling back. Out. Now, we're coming in with our gin, okay? We need a little bit of gin. Let's see if I can tornado desperately doubt it because the ball is a weird shape. No bueno. Guys, I know it looks messy but it taste good, okay? What you want? Some beautiful food or good tasting food? That's right. You're poor just like me, okay? Ever Claire, okay? Ever Claire. Now you could swirl this bad boy. Tornado time. Exactly. Exactly. I can't throw this on the ground because this glass oh lord. Okay? But guess what I can do? I could chuck it in the pool. Whoo. Alright. Now, we got vodka, delicious vodka. Since when did an Adios have ever cleared? Oh, because we're making our Adios stronger than usual, okay? This is not a normal Adios, okay? This ain't for, this ain't for little people. This is all booze people. All booze. Now, come behind with the blue. Let's get some Sprite in there. I wish I had a Mentos. A Mentos? Oh Lord. Oops. At least it wasn't the brew. Holy fominess. Yes sir. Yes sir. This good stuff. God's juice. That's what they call it. God's juice. Devil's juice. God's Adios. Adios God. That's my garbage bin now. Now, we come behind with some sweet and sour, okay? We got a sweet and sour this bad boy. Now, for those of you who don't know the original recipe for the Adios is vodka, rum, gin, tequila, okay? Come behind that with some sweet and sour. Come behind that with some lemon lime soda. Come behind that with some blue cara sour, okay? Alright. When you're going to have to clean the pool later. We're putting a little bit of lemonade in us just because you grab all the excess juices and stuff you have at home and you make it work. That looks a little suspicious. Huh? It looks a little suspicious. With the lemonade? When you were squeezing it. Homeboy, mind your business, okay? Stop thinking dirty thoughts, alright? I'm a god-fearing man. Okay? Which one you are cleaning this pool afterwards? You. We got some Seagrams here. They always been my boys so let's get some of them in here. They start the blue quest. Oh, nice color change. Think this could float? Let's see. Oh, no. One of your game dive in. Nelly had broken glass in depth. More blue. I like how you're adding to it but keeping it blue. That's the most fun I ever had throwing bottles in the pool. Oh, sorry. Trying to open as an opener, okay? Don't drink, okay? Cuz you'll be doing some of this. I wasn't always this crazy, okay? But my brain treble because of booze, okay? Vodka. Oh, sorry. See? See? I told you all. I warn you all. Look good. Oh my God man. Scared me. Why did he come break? One more throw. Fine. Lastly, this is the last bone. We can tornado this bad boy. The new tornado. Look at that tornado time. Damn. Okay. Now homeboy, you're stuck. How do you start on the road? No, this one's on the ground. This wasn't in the pool. In the pool now though. Yeah. Thank you, homeboy, okay? It's a beautiful woman just threw me this cup, okay? She don't hand it to me. She does chuck. It's a rough relationship. Someone gotta do it. Look at the color. And there you have it homeboy. The Adios Jungle Juice. Drink responsibly. Don't drink and drive. Stay tipsy. I got in the pool with my friends. Hit them over here. Okay, I think these people want to see you do a pull up. This how I stay in shape for my drinking, okay? I could keep going but the video ain't long enough you see so we have to stop alright guys I'm sorry I wish you all could stay here all day okay but guess what y'all got **** to do okay
two glasses filled with dessert sitting on top of a counter next to a candy bar
1.9M views · 20K reactions | my twix shooters | chocolate, Twix | my chocolate twix shooters | By Tipsy Bartender | Melted chocolate, Go down. And just come up. Bang. Look at that rim. Do it again. Shake it out. Bang. Perfect. Hit it on your hands. Let's the chocolate slide down the glass. You see? Uh-huh. I love that nice, freshly drained look. And this right here, this caramel syrup. Guys, this one's easy and it's cute. It's the ultimate dessert shot. Just a little bit in the bottom. You can let that spread out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So now we got a little caramel bottom. So put our glass here. Get a piece of ice in there. Now, we come behind with our mini twix. This just adding a little bit of flavoring, okay? Just a little flavoring in there. You know let's let's do two. Cuz we can't. We got minis. So I got two twix in there. Now I come behind now with some Irish cream. We're using Baileys. One, two, three, four, five. My unique counter style. Come behind that. Okay. With some dark chocolate liqueur. It's good diver. One, two, three, four. I prefer the milk chocolate one but this is what I had. So, I work with what the lord provides. And guess what else guys? We can just hit it with a just a little drizzle. Just a drizzle of caramel sauce, okay? We'll have to do that because it already in the bottom. This already sweet but we're making it sweeter. Okay, now I can shake this and ice should break up some of that twix a little bit. Look at the chocolate pieces running on the glass though and so that's going to be in your drink, okay? Those nice bits of chocolate. You see it from there? See it on, see it all around the sides? Okay? Guys, this deliciousness, okay? Mm hmm. This what it's all about. Can I get a little whip? We can get some whipped cream in here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Put that there. The homeboy. I come behind with my little whipped cream, right? But guess what? I'm still not done. Because I grabbed my grater. And I grab another little mini twix. And I break this out. And I say Lord I'm going to twixify this. Cuz now I got rated twix on top, okay? That's what I call a party, okay? Whatever left over, wasting on what not. People started You have a toots in your nose? It's not a good feeling but it's sweet. Drink responsibly. Don't drink and drive. Stay tipsy.
a person holding two cans of soda and some fruit
1.8M views · 1.2K comments | my red juicy jungle juice | juice | my red juicy jungle juice | By Tipsy Bartender | It's time. Somehow I pictured that going a lot smoother, okay? That was real rusty which is tells you I'm not a murderer, okay? Murders would have pulled that off really easy. That's a good one anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me though. I'm I'm sloppy. So let us begin with something that's going to murder you anyway. Ever Claire, burn a hole in your chest. Tornado. Ooh, you're crackling. Yes, yes, yes. Ice tends to crack on, boy. Icing hers to crack. Okay, so now we have here some pink lemonade. I usually use pink Whitney but I try to give Smart off a run, okay? Bounds it out. Needed them paying me so. I like the container. It's cute. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute. Reminds me of me. Look at the color. Oh my gosh. That's my favorite color ever. That's why I use it you know. I don't I mean like taste wise. I couldn't care less but they just pink is just such a pretty color. You can set it when people eat handy. You know you can be honest. See it taste like **** but it's great. Okay. Anyway. It actually taste pretty good. Yeah I know. I know. Vodka. I'm just hating pink with me smart enough ice. I mean it's more of pink. I'm I'm just hating. I'm just a hater okay? It's natural. Vodka. Don't blame me though. Blame my parents, okay? Cuz when I was born, they were like, hey homeboy, you were born to hate. Forward to it. You know what I mean? I practice hating at early age. Okay, Malibu. Rum. Come on. Okay, this bone got a weird shape. What is Malibu? Check this out. So, Malibu is actually like a coconut rum with coconut liqueur. So, it's like, it's a Caribbean rum with coconut oil. So, it's a rum that have coconut flavoring in it, okay? I got people throwing me stuff, okay? Berries, mixed berries, okay? Frozen pine, alright? Come keep the drink cold. Eat stuff sexy. Oh lord, that's pretty. I love the colors in there. Nice. That frozen pineapple, okay? It's not going to be as pretty as the berries but hey, You know what I mean? I want you to get your vitamin C. Do you get vitamin C from pineapple? You get more berries, okay? Why? Because these about to expire so we have to use them. I'm kidding. I'm kidding guys. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. Is he is he joking? It really depends on the day. Okay. Those ones are actually not expired today. Okay, so we have white claw. White claw goes bad. We have white claw and lemon and we. White claw stays bad. And and watermelon. Don't hate on White Claw. White Claw is a great company. I wish I own White Claw. Okay, I never drink it but I wish I would. I'm kidding White Claw. Holler at your boy. Let's do something. Okay? I think burnt that bridge long ago. With Whitecloth? Uh huh. I told you all I'm born to hate. You expect me to like white claw? I'm a hater. Let's get some Seagrams in there. I work with Seagram sometime. This ain't them sponsoring me but check this out. This might open, okay? But let me do it from that side. See, you come in with a little headlock. Pow. Okay. Pow. Can you smell what the rock is cooking? I can't do my eyebrows like that so I don't have to do, you know. Okay, whatever. Okay. So, we got cherry Italian. We got lemon, okay? So guys, our goal with this is to keep it pink, okay? Or pinkish. Now, we got some more Smyrnoff in here. I mean, sorry, Samir Sebrams. Sebum's Italian ice. What's this? Cherry. Seagrams, what's up? I'll let you boy. What's up with the Italian ice? I don't know. They like Italians, man. They like Italians, you know what I mean? Me too. The CEO went to Rome and he was like, oh my god. I'm just making that up but it's probably true. Okay. Nice color shop. Not the pork. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let it be known, okay? On my tombstone, it's just saying, no man has contributed more jungle juice to planet Earth than Sky John, okay? Anyway, look here. Lemon lime soda guys and okay? Notice, it's called lemon lime soda. So, you know how much this cost? 50 cents. Don't we need to do? We need to, okay, we need to have a $200 budget and throw a party because I think I could do it. Even with inflation, have a giant jungle juice and some food for 200 bucks. You think I'd pull it off? Probably. I ain't telling you the food can be quality homeboy but I can make, I can make it happen, okay? I could show you how to party on 200 bucks, okay? And now we coming behind with a wine punch, you can make this even redder, okay? Cuz I really love pink. But red is still good. I know but pink is. Pink is bad. Any red, man. Do you ever see, you know what I mean? What what's good about red? If you have a red eye, okay? I mean you have pink eye. No, pink eye is worse than red eye. Red eye, you probably had a little fun. Pink eye, you just have something. No, I'm just saying but okay, but when your eyes red, they call it pink, okay? It just, it's just red hating on pink. Should really be called red eye. That's red eye is a flight. Huh? It's a flight. Yeah, I get that, okay? It's a miserable **** flight because when you're lying, you're sleepy. Alright. Like I said I'm just saying what's this candy candy Oh we got some swimmers. Oh no more these boys. These are these boys staying afloat. They're like Leo. Hey why is there a fly in here? Okay? We're doing this damn video and we have flies in here okay? We can't have that. We supposed to be a hygienic place. No we're not. Okay. The fly actually live here. Okay you and his face. What's his name? Jim. There's two. That's his wife. Oh no. There's two. And there you have it. The red juicy jungle juice. Okay. Why? Because we run out of names. Okay we used to make you make so much jungle juices. You don't have names. Could you put some name suggestions in the comments below so that I could use those in the future please. Okay? And that too dirty, alright? Cuz I know how you allow, okay? The gonorrhea jungle just no, we're not doing that one, alright? Can he swim though? Can he swim? No, he can't swim. Oh my All my boys floating, okay? And that's another thing guys. You could play with your jungle juice. You know why? Cuz you know, if you put your hands in, nothing's wrong with that. You know why? Because there's so much booze in here, okay? It kills the bacteria. Trust me. I bathe in this every night. Look at my skin. It's flawless. Sticky as hell but flawless. Drink responsibly. Don't drink and drive. Stay tipsy.