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Xkcd ^_^

"Those few who escaped found the emergency cutoff box disabled. The stampede lasted two hours and reached the bottom three times." -xkcd <<<<< this. This whole thing killed me. So funny and horrible!

"I eat a lot of carrots" This made me laugh for real. Not that 'my face is blank, but I'm laughing on the inside' thing. No, I grinned, and laughed out loud in the middle of a crowd of people.