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I can't wait for my wine to get here......I mean my husband to get here... with my wine.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here.I mean my husband to get here. Replace wine with vodka.

hahahaha!! yes!!!! { as i JUST found something for my husband in our house from my vaca 300 miles away} gotta love it ;)

I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

Listening to the wife is like...

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Haha! This made me laugh!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

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Except for the fact that in MY GTA 5 garage, I have all classic muscle cars in classic muscle car colors. Todd and all of his online friends race with hot pink cars and motorcycles, trying to out-ugly each other.

Men say, 'Happy Wife... Happy Life.' Women say, 'Happy Husband...Nothing rhymes with husband...oh well.'

Men say, "Happy Wife."Women say, "HappyHusband.Nothing rhymes withhusband.