Not that you need an excuse for cake - but if the dictionary says so. Inside: Blank sapling press cards say what you are really thinking - and make the recipient laugh out loud. Cards are printed on (diy birthday cake card)
Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.
You threw me away like he deserved to be and give him the love I deserve to receive. Everything I said to you was real, I really am just a romantic guy who found the most joy in making you happy. But instead of believing me you believe him.
I waited, I cried, I put all of my effort into him... into us... but I had to realize that he was never going to be there for me. He was never going to put me first... one sided love is painful. I deserve better
Yep - is that the end is it? I choose you for the past day after day empty year after year and I set u free and u never came back. guess u were never mine just a stupid ring song involving a plane and a heart full of what ifs