A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
This makes me laugh even though the Harry Potter nerd in me knows that's Blaise Zabini because Draco had to get a new friend because the actor who played Crabbe got arrested. Why are they holding hands though?