Some people want r sail around the world, and I'm just like, "You wanna see how many cookies I can eat in five minutes?" And you'll be like, "I bet I can eat more than you." And that's why you're my best friend.
Daily Odd Compliment: I love the way your mind works. I mean, sometimes I think you're cute, and the things you say make no sense, but then other times I'm like, "That is literally the best idea I've ever heard in my entire life.