I use to work at Dairy Queen and it served Pepsi. Id never ask this because I never met someone who wanted Coke that wasnt just asking for cola.

My brother actually said this to a waitress once.he was going to, but he didn't have enough nerve, so my dad told the waitress that he was going to.yeah, my dad's pretty good at embarrassing us.

Texts/messages can be so easily misunderstood.

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Actually, I like to go with a friend and have them help me press all the buttons on the toys that make noise in the section. And then walk away quickly.

That happens to me all the time. I go and press a button and then it won't shut up so I just walk away and act like nothin happened

Yep.  Life is not like the movies.

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. Or reading an awesome book

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Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I hate how after an argument, I manage to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

- I hate how after an argument, I manage to think of really clever stuff I should have said.

That happens all the time, and I freak out because i usually think its really happening

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