Trying to come back to school with a sense of humor and maybe motivation, but, y'know, that takes a lot of effort

When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?" "No, I'm training to die.

I said this continually to my son...he finally stopped rolling his eyes.. I would just say,"Did you find it?"

I said this continually to my son.he finally stopped rolling his eyes. I would just say,"Did you find it?

sarcastic quotes I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

sarcastic quotes I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence. Oh so true!

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

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You're just so far out of your league that it's actually sad at this point!

Sweetie, leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You're gonna hurt yourself. Go play in traffic.

As a child I was always told that "Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit" and consequently I've been careful over the years of where I use it and against whom. However I think it is absolutely justified in any form when used against the pathetic and doomed European Union. I shall forever hammer the EU until it is finally obliterated! jp.

As a child I was always told that "Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit" and consequently I've been careful over the years of where I use it and against whom. However I think it is absolutely justified in any form when used against the pathetic and doomed Eu

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26 Hilarious Sayings and Quotes to Share -

Person: did you cut your hair? Me: no, I just dyed the tips invisible.

Someone posted a whisper in the group The Sarcastic Idiots, which reads "Person: did you cut your hair? Me: no, I just dyed the tips invisible.

This made me laugh! I like to keep people guessing!!

SARCHOTIC: When you're so sarcastic, people aren't sure if you're joking or if you're just psychotic.

HILARIOUS!!!  And soooo very true!!!  I

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Sarcasm: Because murder charges are expensive. And so time consuming!

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