Feminism board. I'm not going to explain what this is, because the men and women viewing this already know how important this is.
When I hear someone open a door I hide. I don't know why i just do. When im in the kitchen and am in a happy mood and am doing nothing suspicious I drop to the floor so I am covered by island or run behind the stairs into the dining room. Or run upstairs and to my room as fast as I can