I have an all black pug, and nice to know that he's just living a regular cause I'm concerned at times -- Pug Shaming. Some of these are hilarious. The "I only know one position" thing must be a pug trait.
Clean out the attic or find cheap, kitschy things at a thrift store and spray paint them white (or any color you'd like). An easy way to have a crisp, modern collection of items to decorate any room.- let's go to some thrift stores!