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How I Met Your Mother S02E22 – Something Blue

How I Met Your Mother S02E22 – Something Blue At Marshall and Lily's wedding reception, Robin and Ted unveil a shocking secret. With Marshall and Lily's wedding reception in full swing, Ted and Robin begin discussing a big announcement, and when Barney overhears, he harasses them until they relent, telling him of what happened 2–3 weeks before the wedding. Ted and Robin say that they haven't revealed it before because of the wedding. In the restaurant where Ted and Robin had their first date…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E21 – Something Borrowed

How I Met Your Mother S02E21 – Something Borrowed Marshall and Lily are about to get married but the wedding is becoming one disaster after another. Marshall and Lily are about to get married, however Lily's ex-boyfriend, Scooter shows up at the wedding having been invited by Lily's family and tries desperately but unsuccessfully to win her back. A string of other mishaps threaten to ruin the wedding. The florist calls to tell them that they the flowers will not arrive in time for the…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E20 – Showdown

How I Met Your Mother S02E20 – Showdown Ted plans his best man speech for Marshall and Lily's wedding. Robin helps Lily gain weight to fit into her wedding dress. Meanwhile, Barney trains for an appearance on the Price is Right. As the date of their wedding approaches, Marshall and Lily suggest spending the two weeks before the wedding living away from each other, but think that their bond might be too strong. They are shown sharing sensations such as a stomachache and following each other…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E19 – Bachelor Party

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How I Met Your Mother S02E18 – Moving Day

How I Met Your Mother S02E18 – Moving Day Ted plans to move in with Robin, but Barney steals the moving truck until he can convince Ted not to move in. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall experience living without Ted for the first time. Ted and Robin have decided to move in together. Initially Barney likes this idea, and asks Lily and Marshall if he can use the apartment to sleep with other women, since his apartment is a 23 minute cab ride away, and that has ruined several opportunities for him…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E17 – Arrivederci, Fiero

How I Met Your Mother S02E17 – Arrivederci, Fiero Marshall's Fiero breaks down. The gang each recall memorable times in the car and how it brought them closer together. Ted and Marshall begin the story in Marshall's Pontiac Fiero. The car is about to hit 200,000 miles on the odometer, and Marshall is excited, since the Fiero has served him well. He even has cigars in the glove box ready for the occasion, although Ted can only find two sets of chopsticks. However, Marshall hits a pothole, and…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E16 – Stuff

How I Met Your Mother S02E16 – Stuff Robin is upset when she learns how much of Ted's stuff came from his exes. Barney gets revenge on Lily for making him see her bad play by putting on a play of his own. Ted has been confusing his memories of events with Robin with events with his previous girlfriends. To hide this, he repeatedly claims that he shared all of these experiences with his sister, so Robin does not get jealous. When he tells her this, she claims that he doesn't need to hide his…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E15 – Lucky Penny

How I Met Your Mother S02E15 – Lucky Penny Ted recounts events leading up to being too late for a flight: Barney runs the Marathon in Marshall's stead, Lily and Robin camp outside a shop for a sale. Ted and Robin are running through the airport, trying to catch a plane to Chicago, where Ted has an interview with a large architecture firm for the job of running the New York branch of the company. As they reach their gate, the attendant tells them that she cannot let them on the flight. They…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E13 – Columns

How I Met Your Mother S02E13 – Columns Ted struggles to fire an employee. Meanwhile, Barney and Robin find an old nude portrait of Marshall that Lily painted, which prompts Barney to hire Lily to paint him. Ted decides to fire his former boss, Hammond Druthers, who is always ridiculing the ideas for the building. The first time Ted tries to fire him, he is stopped when his coworkers throw a surprise party for Druthers. When Ted comes to his office later that night, he finds Druthers sleeping…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E12 – First Time in New York

How I Met Your Mother S02E12 – First Time in New York Robin tries to talk her younger sister, who is visiting NYC, not to lose her virginity. The gang all recount tales of their own first times. Robin realizes that she's in love with Ted, but she can't bring herself to say it, instead blurting out "falafel". While recounting the story to Lily, Robin admits that she's never said "I love you" to a man before as none of her past relationships have progressed that far. Robin's sister, Katie is…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E11 – How Lilly Stole Christmas

How I Met Your Mother S02E11 – How Lilly Stole Christmas A rift forms between Lily and Ted after they find an old answering machine message where Ted badmouths Lily after she left Marshall. It's Christmas time in The Apartment and the whole room is full of festive decorations. Marshall is heading to the law library to work on a report. He leaves with his hands over his eyes claiming that Lily's "Winter Wonderland" is his reward for a job well done. Lily comes across the old answering machine…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E10 – Single Stamina

How I Met Your Mother S02E10 – Single Stamina Barney's gay, black brother comes to town to serve as a wingman and the gang discovers a secret he is keeping from Barney. It's winter in New York and Marshall, Lily, Ted and Robin are in "couple's hibernation" leaving Barney out in the cold. Finally, Barney announces that he has asked his brother, James, to be his wingman. Lily explains to Robin (who has never met James) that James is exactly like Barney except that he's gay. However, when he…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E09 – Slap Bet

How I Met Your Mother S02E09 – Slap Bet Ted tries to uncover a secret about Robin's past. Barney and Marshall have a slap bet riding on the outcome and Lily serves as the Slap Bet Commissioner. Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Barney find out that Robin does not want to go to a mall, and Robin doesn't want anyone to know why she's averse to malls. Ted tries to guess and in doing so reveals that he was trapped under a fake boulder at a mall in Ohio when he was nine. When the gang discuss it later…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E08 – Atlantic City

How I Met Your Mother S02E08 – Atlantic City Marshall and Lily elope to Atlantic City, but they discover that getting married in Atlantic City isn't as easy as getting married in Las Vegas. Marshall and Lily are now back together after Lily proposes to Marshall. After having sex on the kitchen floor (with a creative use of Mrs. Butterworth's), Marshall tells Lily of how his family had harsh words about her when she left for San Francisco and canceled the wedding plans. Lily is embarrassed to…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E06 – Aldrin Justice

How I Met Your Mother S02E06 – Aldrin Justice Ted gets Lily a job as an office assistant at his architecture firm. Barney tries to seduce Marshall's law professor. Since she came back from San Francisco, Lily has been struggling to find her place in life. While she explores various options—life coach, marine biologist, slam poet, and being a beekeeper. She works an embarrassing job at a Hawaiian-themed restaurant. When the rest of the gang find out and start to mock her, she finally quits…

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How I Met Your Mother S02E05 – World’s Greatest Couple

How I Met Your Mother S02E05 – World’s Greatest Couple Things get weird when Lily moves in with Barney. Marshall's relationship with Brad gets out of hand. Ted and Robin go to Lily's new apartment to bring her a housewarming gift, but find that her new place is absolutely horrendous. Her bed, which folds out from the wall, makes contact with the door and wall, while her kitchen and her bathroom (as well as her stove, sink, oven, and refrigerator) are combined. Furthermore, she has a raccoon…