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The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, "Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!" The old rooster says, "C'mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We'll...

A farmer had five female pigsTimes were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them:At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs #funny, #joke, #humor

A farmer had five female pigsTimes were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them:At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs #funny, #joke, #humor

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new oneOnce he's arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is m.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Funny Joke: A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm.   'I'd like to buy a horth.' he says to the owner of the farm.   'What sort of horse?'

A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm. 'I'd like to buy a horth.' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?' said the owner. 'A female horth.' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf. 'Can I thee her eyeth?' So...

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My kids wont pick up dog poop! They have one job!