Funniest short jokes

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years." "Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God...

What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife ... Read more

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, “I don’t think...

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

If you're ready for some good laughs, these short jokes will do the trick, from quick jokes for adults to funny ones for kids.