Funny thoughts

If you're like most people, you respond with "Good" when someone asks how you're doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.

She asked him,How much are you selling the eggs for?The old seller replied,$0.25 an egg, Madam.She said to him,I will take 6 eggs for $1.25

If you are out in public minding your own business, trying to get on with your life, it can be a little surprising to have somebody you don't know verbally assault you.

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A restaurant in Texas is making its customers and the internet laugh out loud. El Arroyo is putting up hilarious and witty signs to draw attention and bring smiles to people’s faces, and we’ve collected some of the very best ones.

A feminist? More like a warrior. These bad bitch quotes might be the perfect slap-in-the-face you'll need to fight self-doubts.

When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...

50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

Gen X'ers reading this: "Whatever."