Irish jokes

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin. All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them. “Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says, “I don’t think...

Two Irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they're pretty desperate. Out on the water, one of them spies a genie's lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it. One of them pull out the...

A Texan walks into an Irish Pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. I'll give $500 American Dollars to anybody in... - St Paddy's Day Joke

One day in Ireland two leprechauns knock on the door of a convent. The mother superior opens the door to see the two little green men. "How may I help you?" she asks. "Mother superior," the younger leprechaun says. "Are there any leprechaun nuns in your convent?" The mother superior...

Irish jokes

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Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

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A list of the best Irish jokes from the Facebook group "Irish Jokes". Only the best from December, I will be sharing the new ones every month.