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Funny Joke: God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over.   He couldn’t decide how to

God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Funny Joke - The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked...

Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that ‣ by Jokes Of...

A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job – Jokes Of The Day

A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.   Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday.   The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."   The...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her – Jokes Of The Day

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies ‣ by Jokes...

A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye.   He asks him what happened.   His friends says,

A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened. His friends says, "Well I was in church and..." The man interrupts "Church! How do you get hurt in church?" The friend continues, "Well, I was sitting behind this woman ‣ by Jokes Of The Day