Jokes

Here's a great collection of 99 really corny jokes for kids - and big kids too! Have fun with these hilarious clean jokes that are so bad they're good!

Q: If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand. What do you have? A: Very large hand ...

For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!

Think of a dad joke as an uninvited comedy gem that’s neither that comical nor really a gem. In fact, dad jokes are all the contrary and that’s the whole point. If the pun is not cringy enough, the chances are it’s not a real dad joke. It may be your dad and their joke, but it’s still not a dad joke.

Dad jokes always come at the wrong place at the wrong time. At the dinner table, family reunion party, a cousin’s wedding, your graduation ceremony, you name it. And while some of us still dread them, others have learned to embrace their inherent cringiness and absurd punniness. In fact, dad jokes are funny, it's just that dads are usually the only ones who know them!

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.

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