My decision making skills...

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again


Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

Kaleb for sure!!!! And needs a kiss. And always has to have "Sleepy Time" lotion!! Aka. Bath and body works Sleep lotion.

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.

It is so painfully true, my AP Geography grade is suffering because of this...

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So true...

I was always happy to see the teacher bring this into the classroom - movie time!

MY MOM! Hands down!!

When your "Mom Voice" is so loud that even your neighbors brush their teeth


Yup sure enough iaint stupid i got eyes i can see and hear whats going on why the fuck do i allow myself to be put through all the B. and the lies and deciet. So whats the fuckin point to any of it?

It’s not the first time.  A few people I know.

I don’t know why clean humor quotes, I think the dirty humor is the better it is, but on contrary due to peoples demand here are some hilarious and funniest clean humor quotes, enjoy em