What better way to make your day than with funny dog quotes? I've rounded up some of the funniest dog quotes I could find. Save this post for a rainy day or print it out and stash it in your emergency box for whenever you need a good laugh. 40 Funny Dog Quotes “Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown “Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing ha...