"Our wedding will have an open bar. It will also be heavily photographed, so any drunken shenanigans will be well documented and thoroughly mocked for years to come. Proceed with caution." I'm using this.
Do you need a wedding planner?
Here comes the Bride all fat and wide.
you should see how quickly I hop from one to the other
'Planning my wedding was really easy and stress-free!' - Said no bride ever.
I don’t understand how some brides have 15 plus bridesmaids. I don’t even like that many people. | Snarkecards
I'm so privileged that you chose me to be the special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks & washing your underwear. | Anniversary Ecard | someecards.com
We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with a self-addressed, prepaid envelope be sent you months ago. E-Card wedding humor