hairandmakeupbysteph: I had a dream last night that I was driving out of a snowy parking lot and I almost hit Isn't it weird how you can have a dream about someone you've talked to literally twice in your whole life? sorry for almost killing you Richard.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.