There's no way to up on boring after getting a silver lab.
Oh man, I wish I was neutered instead.
guess who's been eating poop again!
I like my accessories big and ugly
I think you meant "smellier"
Yes. This baby looks like a wrinkly dog. Point taken, worst! parents! ever!
Life is a series of disappointments. Get used to it, you silly rabbit.
I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hankering for a pig-in-a-blanket...
Your dog got an ugly face? Dog head transplants are now available!
However much you doll up your dog, it'll still eat sh.. doodoo if offered