Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.
No wise words, but a wise decision-maker: When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for.