Obama lost it when he saw a baby pope. Good pun: "All 30 sheep are ready, farmer.

I feel that tumblr has freed people to communicate those little realizations we have that would normally go unsaid, and I love it, because it connects us.

becoming conscious of your living is the weirdest thing ever like does anyone ever feel like that < YES EVER SINCE IVE BEEN FIVE I THOUGHT I WAS THE OBKY ONE<<this is called an existential crisis everyone, i live in a constant state of existential crisis


duck walking in the park, sees a woman : "oh honey, those pants do NOT match those shoes.


I just burst out in song and dance sometimes. I even improv music when I'm mad. Like if my brother is annoying me. "Go close the fridge. gO CLOSE THE FRIDGE. gOoO cLOsE tHe FriDGE pLEEeeeASE " <<<< they've never been to my school

Fire with no shadow

Fire with no shadow

But wait- why is the shadow so high up? Due to where the light source is, the shadows should be much lower, and a bit flickery.


I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someones job was to literally describe every word in the English language put it in a book. Like if I had to do that itd be so sarcastic rude like sky: that blue fucking thing over your head dumbass

This levitating death orb is known as the sun. We are now aware of what Night Vale has done to us.

Read Job 41 about "leviathan" -- kinda hard to not think that's about a dragon. <---- yeah dude, theyre basically in the bible too.

Was ist mit diesem potentiellen Verbrecher?

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I didn't even think of it the other way and now I'm laughing really hard bc I'm usually the passive aggressive sarcastic one