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Funny Confession Ecard: If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.- haha I'd be rich

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

People Person

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

Picture Display Rack

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

I know people like this. The fact that someone is a self righteous condescending bitch and always has been doesn't make it acceptable. Just makes me hate them More and think that you're an idiot for allowing them to be so rude on purpose

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Rottenecards - There is always a little

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

yes...yes it would!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Anna... this post is for you!!!  Okay, I think that I have to add Becky too!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

Someecards

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

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