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I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Funny Confession Ecard: I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

Sounds perfect! Throw in full benefits and $100k a year & I'll work over-time!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

Of course you should have a baby you can't afford to feed or provide health insurance for. The taxpayers are ok with it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: What? THIRTY minute hold, 12 transfers, and you're telling me it doesn't even REQUIRE a prior authorization?

That sounds about right!

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

#Shoes Yep.. #skor

Funny pictures about Curly Hair Problems. Oh, and cool pics about Curly Hair Problems. Also, Curly Hair Problems.

Hate when people do this.

Funny pictures about After I write a long text message. Oh, and cool pics about After I write a long text message. Also, After I write a long text message.

So I've been trying this new thing called 'not being a bitch.' It doesn't seem to be working.

I need to try and be a bitch maybe then things will work. I'm too damn nice to people. Be a bitch and I won't be walked on.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing.it's called being a Responsible Adult.

This is why I'm not in better shape.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

My humor

nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

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