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Ecard // Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text // the notebook

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!


Joke All You Can: Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

THIS IS SO MY FRIENDS AND I . fuuuuuck. @monicabaker, @hannahmoen, @carriegoffinet, @lovrany

I think every girl thinks this at one point in their life.


Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.

best friends are so important. @Danielle Baker

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

All I want for Christmas is you.    Just kidding.  Give me diamonds.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

ahahhaha so awesome - life is not fair!!

love me some honey boo boo & sugar bear.

"I just find British accents very unattractive." Said nobody. Ever! :)

lol, but seriously though….

Happy Friday!

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Yes, i'll take one scoop of "my diet starts tomorrow"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Whoa boy I hate my brain...

Collection of 16 hilarious scumbag brain memes that are guaranteed to make you laugh. I bet you can find yourself in the most of these situations!

These bitches on Pinterest can do anything with a t-shirt. Before: plain crew neck T. After: ball gown for Cinderfuckingrella.

"a ball gown for cinderfuckingrella!" hahah so true.

being an introvert | The Advantages of Being An Introvert: Part 4

The Advantages of Being An Introvert: Part 4

'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me


To live is good. To live good is even better.