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Running for Weight Loss: The Ultimate Running to Lose Weight Guide – Strength Running

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

i'm not a stalker

I can find some shit out! Hubby says I should be a private investigator.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Class in a glass

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

lol

I think every girl thinks this at one point in their life.

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Giving up Facebook... could you? Facebook Social Media Humor

Quitting is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Everyday I fall in love with you more ...

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty fucking annoying.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

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