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That sums it up!

From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful. Gee, I never realized how many wildly successful days I have!

K I see what it says...but I want that fucking couch

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I need a nap. And by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life.

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

Something tells me this will be any guy that I date and break up with from now on to his next girlfriend. Lol

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard


I use to blame it on "mommy brain", but I swear I have early onset alzheimer's!


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Oh yeah!

My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ' I KNOW, RIGHT?' I told my dentist,"Now I really am a queen- you crowned me!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!


Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;