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I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout cookies.

Story of my life

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards Sleep wins out more often than not- I'm in school, who cares how I look?

"I went to Target, but really couldn't find anything I wanted," said no one ever. #Target

So true. Have you ever seen ANYONE walk out without sporting at least one pastic red bullseye bag?

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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. your ecards

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It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are even tight -- diet motivation quote


Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.


I should start working out b/c I'd have been the first to die in the Hunger Games. No chance I'm eating any sort of crap I find in nature :)

Reminds me of my Grampa....who had STICK STRAIGHT hair! But he always jokingly said, "don't you just loooove my naturally curly hair?!"

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.