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My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

If I could go back and be a 3 year old again, I would be much more compliant about my afternoon naps!

Great advice:) Even when all else doesn't fail, take a nap! I love naps!

I'm a mother f%^&in ninja like that!

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers


"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

my whole life summed up in one statement. thoughtdubber

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!


Funny pictures about Reminder about your girlfriends. Oh, and cool pics about Reminder about your girlfriends. Also, Reminder about your girlfriends.


hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL


via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

Yes. I knew there had to be a word to describe me in this situation. It's perfect.

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

This is totally me, target without kids is like my mini vacation

>LOL< Are you a "Can't wait for a new week" person, or a "Oh God it can't be Monday already" person? #happymonday #newweekisuponus #motivatemonday

>LOL< Are you a "Can't wait for a new week" person, or a "Oh God it can't be Monday already" person? #happymonday #newweekisuponus #motivatemonday

Until you wake up and realize you are right where you went to sleep.

Sleep Solves Everything So true! Life looks completely different after a nap or a good night's sleep.

Blog about raising a teenage boy from a single mother's perspective: Confessions of a Caring, But Ineffective .......: Slightly Insane Mother of a Teenage Boy

this is so true. just by becoming a mom one becomes insane, but a 'good' kind of insane. the loving your kids kind of insane. i love you both insanely.