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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

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When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D

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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true!ain't that the truth!

Just saying :)

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Things girls want from guys: morning/goodnight texts. Pictures taken together.

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My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

I've never thought of it like that before... MY FOOD!!!

Ok not to get technical but we’re about to get technical you wouldn’t feel anything if you got your neck snapped because either you’d be seriously injured or dead groosum I mean at first it would hurt I would imagine idk sorry

We don't get drunk, we get AWESOME!! And we don't black out, we TIME TRAVEL!! Don't you wish you were us??!!

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

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