The only logical reason for why you seem to hate that I'm a nicer person than you'll ever be. It seems to be that you are a jealous bitch who always wants to be the best well you aren't so please leave before someone hits you.
Hyacinth Bucket; 'That's pronounced "Bouquet." :) "Keeping Up Pretenses" British Comedy on PBS
I'm not saying she's a jealous stalking bitch. I'm just saying, she knows more about your exes than you do.