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Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

I know for a fact I've said this to you, Katie. But that you totally got it only made us better friends. Haha I didn't write this caption but it might be true.

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Funny Confession Ecard: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

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Aging Humor: Getting older is like being on a roller coaster… there are highs, lows, laughter and tears and sometimes… you may pee your pants a little!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

Talking about how big your package is?

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

I recently did this. I woke up and was like oh my god who cleaned my kitchen last night this is amazing. My next door neighbor was the only one with me and told me I did it. Huh...

44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking --- These are seriously the best!

Contents is hot. Slippery when wet. Do not attempt to stop the blade of this chain saw with any body part.

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people...

I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people… I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Window licker

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Somebody left a grocery list in this cart that said "wine and shit to eat with wine" so I'm pretty sure my soulmate is out there"

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

I love regifting!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I finally got the last knife of the set youve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I regift. to-make-you-laugh

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