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being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain. ツ<<< guess my brain is pretty healthy then

Day Care

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

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erotic-book-addict: “ Good to know I’m healthy… ”

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Ok so maybe I do

I quit tonight I'm sleeping outside I don't want anything from any of u ur so fucked I want to die this all too much

Dexter Morgan quote - darkness

"I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted, until the dark became my world and I could see.


I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong.Like that one time I got married. Quote - Funny Quotes - Humor - Divorce - Life Is Better Now

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Wow this is me

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I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Holding a Gun

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

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I said this continually to my son.he finally stopped rolling his eyes. I would just say,"Did you find it?

Hmm,  now that I think about it,  definitely mine too!

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