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Some girls: "I hangout with guys, there's less drama." Me: "I hangout by myself. There's no drama and I don't have to wear pants.

The correct answer is like maybe seven in my whole school. Like, WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL

Two hands for me, but yeah, this is pretty accurate. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so polite.

Meeeee

"Forever having to wear shorts under my dresses because sitting ladylike is not one of my strong suits." ~ Being ladylike is overrated

I'm the kind of girl who would eat Doritos on my wedding and accidentally wipe my hands on my wedding dress.

Someone from Sierra Vista, Arizona, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm the kind of girl who would eat Doritos on my wedding and accidentally wipe my hands on my wedding dress.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I hate it when you gently toss phone on your bed and it decides to bounce of 3 walls break 2 lamps and kill a cat"

Actually I wouldn't steal the food... I'd prob go to the Mall!! xD (And then go get the food)

I don't know why in the purge, everyone is killing everyone. Like, I would just be at the supermarket stealing all the food. SAME!

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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you I don' t think I'd want to read a book like that.

I went to a disco last month. I wanted leave cause it was loud and had shitty music but in order to leave I’d have to talk to someone at the door without the help of my friends cause they wanted to stay. I panicked (and cried by that’s irrelevant). Later I was like “Oh I panicked at the disco! And not on purpose!”

I had a panic attack at my school dance and fainted. I woke up in a hospital bed with my friend sitting next to me. I looked over the & first thing she said was "You panicked at the disco, dude."<<<< i Get it its Panic! At the Disco

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