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Replace "lazy" with "annoyed". They both tend to apply.

all the time.

People either take my sarcastic texts for stupidity or hatefulness. So thanks, guys, for expecting the worst of me. That was sarcasm.


These things make me feel so much better about the weird shiz I do all the time

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Or forgetting to push send or you think you have pushed send and getting mad because the person never responded!

Yes, I can think of a few that need a BIG dose of KARMA... Right about... NOW!!

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!


In my defense a sidewalk broke my teeth. So sidewalks def. deserve dirty looks.

Saaaad... O who am I kidding? This is down right funnly haha!!

I still didn't hear what you said, but I'm going to smile, nod, and laugh anyway.

Although it's questionable if I ever shut up now!.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

If Women Ruled The World..

If Women Ruled The World..

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

lolsotrue! Or when you answer a question in basketball practice and you say it like 3 times but nobody hears you and then someone else answers it ggrrrrrrrrr haha

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

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"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.