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Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

I thought I was on the only one that felt this way. I can't believe that someone put it into words!

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

apparently it is

Ward's Random Picture Dump

Bathtub that covers my knees and boobs at the same time. Tall girl and busty girl problem.

LOL

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

i do this too often... a little embarrassing

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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How TRUE !!!

However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

Haaaaa

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

or intruders... or ghosts!! Forever afraid of the dark.

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Something I do when I can't stop laughing histerically.

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

good question  lol

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

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