Jim Gaffigan has a new show on TV Land (aptly titled ‘The Jim Gaffigan Show’). To celebrate, here are a few classic one-liners and jokes from the long-time comedian. [h/t chive] Previously: 18 Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Ellen ~ couldn't afford antidepressants so I'm just drinking no more tears shampoo>>i almost pissed my pants with the shampoo one.sadly i thought pintrest was a good read while waiting in line for the bathroom
one day i shall be an fbi agent. i will find the government database. i will enter in tom hiddleston's photo and find the 7 people who look like him. i will get their adresses. is that stalker-ish? yes, yes it its<< previous pinned said this.