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It's Friday and I'm gonna get white girl wasted! | Sports Ecard | someecards.com

And by "white girl wasted" I mean a glass of carbernet that puts me to sleep by

getting white girl wasted

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Here's to getting white girl wasted this weekend!

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

No amount of alcohol makes 'Red Solo Cup' tolerable to listen to.

No amount of alcohol makes "Red Solo Cup" tolerable to listen to! I have never seen such truth be spoken!

10 Signs You're Afraid Of Committment

10 Signs You're Afraid Of Committment This is a real phobia . see if you are a commitment phobe.

OMGAWSH that is one of those things that make you go HMMMMMMM?!?!? xD  White Rock Sun - [ Sunday Funnies ]#

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Like she owns the place!

Job & Work quote & saying LOL! Haha I can't stand that bitch-or her crackers! The quote Description LOL! Haha I can't stand that bitc

pretty sure this was me being told...because i assume i'm dying alone with 40 cats and a jar of peanut butter(;

Resigning to Be a Cat Lady Early On is Sad

I am well on my way to becoming a Crazy Cat Lady. Pretty sure this is what my mom knew when I was young.

Whenever i start feeling spontaneous.... my husband reminds me of my bank acct.. poo no fun.

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

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story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

Funny Funny Funny, Funny Stuff, Easily Offended, Envelope, Funny Things, Ha Ha, Funny, Place Settings

I do not listen to voice mails so please do not leave one. I saw you called.

I do not listen to voice mails so please do not leave one. I saw you called. Oh this is SOOO me! I HATE voicemail.Seriously, I saw you called and I'll call you back.

Haha yea

Haha yea

“F” MOMENTS | Thats Freakin Funny

Classy women don't have one night stands. We just had auditions, and you didn't get a callback. (Another reason to admit a one night stand)

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