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'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house.

I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house. My mom

It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

Funny Confession Ecard: It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

It's not 'throwing someone under the bus' if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

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Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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