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Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead . . . .

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

in the future

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

When something goes wrong in your life...just yell "Plot twist!" and move on.

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell, "Plot twist!" and move on.don let's the twists trip.

I'm+SO+over+my+hair+I'm+ready+to+chop+it+all+off.+And+by+chop+it+off+I+mean+trim+it+half+and+inch.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm SO over my hair I'm ready to chop it all off. And by chop it off I mean trim it half and inch.

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove.

Funny Saying ~ Cleaning Dishes

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

I called them streaks of wisdom and I'm proud of every single one of 'em on my head!

Those aren't gray hairs, idiot. They are strands of GLITTER growing out of my head.

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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate pizza.

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