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Oh, don't worry. I won't bad-mouth you in front of the kids. They'll see for themselves what a slacker you are.

Divorce

skinny feels kind of like hungry. (or maybe the way to skinny feels hungry)

If teachers had IEPs, on the job drinking would be part of our accommodations and required by law.

Free, Workplace Ecard: If teachers had IEPs, on the job drinking would be part of our accommodations and required by law.

This is so me right now...making weight and keeping strength is a tough job.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger. So true!

Things every guy should know.  #louisvuitton #someecards

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." hahaha so true! I prefer Tiffanys or Coach though :)

Oh Hell. It is officially boob sweat season.

Free, Confession Ecard: Oh Hell. It is officially boob sweat season.

someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

The Workout Dilemma

The Workout Dilemma.sums it up

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Sometimes I get so excited while eating mac n' cheese that I forget to breathe.

Sometimes I get so excited while eating mac n' cheese that I forget to breathe. Sonny's mac n cheese everyday, lol.

My true friends know this about me ;)

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

no I am not single. i am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.

My mom & dad are proud!

My Native American name is 'Seemed Harmless at First'.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

Oh ecards, how I love you...  Anti-Social? B.S. & Drama! ECard

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. this is my life

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

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