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Oh, don't worry. I won't bad-mouth you in front of the kids. They'll see for themselves what a slacker you are.

skinny feels kind of like hungry. (or maybe the way to skinny feels hungry)

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

If only y'all knew my struggle. I thank God for my friends everyday. Lolol

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They should stop referring to it as child support when it is really a small donation towards a get out of parenting free card.

Hell yeah

Any woman can be a mother, but it tkaes a bad-ass mom to be a dad too. **Not by choice but.somebodies gotta do it .so I might as well be bad ass at it.

I must be doing an excellent job!

HAHA I hope my kids don't think "I'm mean," though. But Mom vs Grandma. I know my grandma always won that one when I was a kid.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

I'm A Lady, But When I'm Mad, I'm An Evil Sadistic Demon Spawned Bitch From Hell That'll Make You Wish You Were Never Born...And When I'm Happy, I Bake Cookies And Shit.. I am WOMAN hear me ROAR!

"I'm a lady, but when I'm mad, I'm an evil sadistic demon spawned bitch from hell that'll make you wish you were never born. And when I'm happy, I bake cookies and shit." hahahah so me! Don't get on my bad side ;

....I was so proud of myself for signing up for a gym membership that I decided to take myself out for some ice-cream.

E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Woe is moi!!!

Funny pictures about Stressing for no logical reason. Oh, and cool pics about Stressing for no logical reason. Also, Stressing for no logical reason.

Lmao

7 Simple Steps to Clean Eating

I finally made my own someecard! i said this one day and thought to myself, I should make that an ecard. I mean you know how clever those church signs can be, come on! love it!

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