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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it.  Please continue while I take notes.

Sarcastic Humor - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

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Cinderella party - This is what I should do next year if Stephanie wants a Cinderella themed party!

: I haven't lost my temper. I know exactly where it is. And if you're still in reach in thirty seconds, you'll see it for yourself.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I haven't lost my temper. I know exactly where it is. And if you're still in reach in thirty seconds, you'll see it for yourself.

And if I can't do it...daddy helps me! ;-)

This one is for my lazy husband who thinks he helps around the house!

Jack Mezzetti (@Jack_Mezzetti) | Twitter

Take that pissy little attitude, and your worthless opinion, Put them in a box, and shove that box straight up your fucking ass.

Yep...that's it i'm scared of jail!

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

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