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Right now this is true.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Seriously, we don't care! Especially when people vent. I've stopped posting so much on fb because it sucks. Fb is lame.

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.


I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!


nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

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Funny Confession Ecard: It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms


So true. I always believe that, "I only need a couple things; I don't need a basket!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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Nutritional labels should include a "What if I eat the whole damn thing" section.

Day Dream Someecards - Office Wall Calendar, 12" X 11", 2016-2017

Day Dream Someecards - Office Wall Calendar, 12" X 11", 2016-2017