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Right now this is true.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Those parties won't get you far. They may make you feel good for the moment, but they won't solve your problem.

Love this! I barely get on FB anymore because the same people always have either drama or pity parties. I've got family members I could call if I wanted to hear it.

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"Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes, or wine, or chocolate, or pizza!" Definitely the cupcakes and chocolate and pizza part!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

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