My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D
During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.